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Alright DIY pros, our lawyers made us say all this: Please use MisterSkeeter only as directed per the enclosed instructions to ensure safe and effective operation — they’re in the box, dude. Probably just like the patio furniture assembly instructions, but seriously, read these ones. Our super-cool, patented misting apparatus (whew, sounds fancy), when affixed to your favorite badass blower, may be used with pesticides purchased from MisterSkeeter or someone else (but you should buy from us for sure). Those pesticides are manufactured and labeled by third-party companies — probably very serious, smart people in lab coats who literally haven’t blinked in years. They must be handled and applied according to the manufacturer’s safety guidelines and all applicable regulations. Mostly common sense, really, unless you’re the reason safety signs exist. No offense. Like, just don’t drink the stuff. Use some goggles. While MisterSkeeter is effective on multiple types of backyard pests, this does not include your annoying neighbor, though we get the temptation. We’re absobugginlutely not responsible for improper use, storage, or disposal of pesticides. That means keep ’em away from the kiddos. Now, amigos… go forth and spray responsibly.